I think I should have been born a man. Seriously. There is really no part of me that has really ever embraced being a girl. Besides, of course, the fact that I make a living as a makeup artist. Which is pretty "girlie." Other than that, secretly think I am a guy.
Let me give you a few examples of why I think this is true...
*I do not have a B.F.F., no "besties" & no plans for a "girls weekend" anytime in the future.
*My go to station on TV is ESPN. Sportscenter is an essential part of my day, even though they loop the same news over & over.. I still have it on, always!
*I HATE to shop. What is wrong with me? Shopping is torture. End of story.
*I do not look forward to watching the movie of the week on Lifetime, The Real Housewives from anywhere, Oprah or The Bachelor. At least one of these shows is a female fav, from what I hear.
*I do not like the following: rainbows, kittens or cartoons of both. Nor do I have a fondness for chardonnay, Dr. Oz (creepy!) or the color pink.
*I do not like whining & have zero tolerance for drama.
*I don't like to "spoon"
*I cannot wait for the Superbowl.
*I have eaten Venison & liked it.
These are the thing that keep me up at night.
I have issues..
Wait....that must mean I'm a girl.